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Friday, October 11, 2019

Biotech Nanotech and 12G

Convergence Of Biotechnology, Nanotechnology and 12-G Mobile Cellphoney. (this is a work of pure tech fiction by delabs written around the year 2000)

This post was first put in a blog powered by pMachine in 2001 or earlier, may have given the inspiration for the Android Brand.

This is a revolution of sorts. The final triumph of man over nature. The solution to the globalization standoff.

Android Brand.

Here I describe a small DIY (Do It Yourself) CBNM (Convergence Of Biotechnology, Nanotechnology and 12-G Mobile Cellphony.).


First unfold the third dual helix protein of a human DNA. This is fairly straight forward. These days they do it with their eyes closed.
 
Then procure from a leading nonotech vendor a 12-G Mobile Multimedia Enhanced Module IP (Intellectual Property).

Now embed the 12-G IP on the 48654 Rung of the Left Spiral Ladder of DNA and begin the hyper cloning process.

Then subject the cloned mass to accelerated aging in an activated rhodium incubator for a few pico seconds to trigger a super-mutation.

Now the baby that has been produced is the CBNM Super-Cell-Android. This child is born connected and online with a 1Gbps XeePee Network.

The mobilephone and multimedia pda are embedded in this child. He can chat, talk, download music and movies without moving a finger or blinking an eye.

The only problem is even as a little infant, he will start getting huge communication bills and if not paid in time the global service provider can terminate him.

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delabs Stories written around 2000 also known as Y2K Fables

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